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It’s that time of year again, when it takes longer to cross the pavement than the road in Edinburgh, because England has been evacuated. I have lived through many an Edinburgh Festival, as a punter, a staff member, and a furious bystander. To help… Continue Reading “Dos and don’ts of the Edinburgh Festival”
In which everyone gets real mad and some people die in crude, unpleasant ways.
Three measures of Gordon’s; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel. Jackanackanory.
The ancient Bond is sent to a health clinic to get himself back into shape, where he discovers trouble a-brewin’
“I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can’t have bullets enter my body at any time.”
“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.”
Colm Currie 