Month: June 2015

Project Bond Review

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Project Bond: Skyfall

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Project Bond: Quantum Of Solace

In which everyone gets real mad and some people die in crude, unpleasant ways.

Project Bond: Casino Royale (2006)

Three measures of Gordon’s; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel. Jackanackanory.

Project Bond: Never Say Never Again

The ancient Bond is sent to a health clinic to get himself back into shape, where he discovers trouble a-brewin’

Project Bond: Casino Royale (1967)

“I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can’t have bullets enter my body at any time.”

Project Bond: Die Another Day

“You can’t kill my dreams, but my dreams can kill you.”

Project Bond: The World Is Not Enough

Nobody expects the Russian inquisition!

Project Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies

“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.”

Project Bond: GoldenEye

In which the twist is that Sean Bean dies twice.