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Project Bond Review

A shummary of sheven Bondsh and 25 filmsh

Project Bond: Never Say Never Again

The ancient Bond is sent to a health clinic to get himself back into shape, where he discovers trouble a-brewin’

Project Bond: Diamonds Are Forever

“If you shee a mad profeshor in a minibush, jusht shmile.”

Project Bond: You Only Live Twice

The bald, cat-stroking, Nehru-jacket-wearing, facially-scarred villain cannot be ignored.

Project Bond: Thunderball

A real highlight was the heart-warming scene in which Bond blackmails a woman into having sex with him under threat of losing her job for something that wasn’t her fault. Classic British values.

Project Bond: Goldfinger

Just like all Koreans, Oddjob has a razor-sharp top hat, with which he very deftly decapitates people and statues alike. Lovely stuff.

Project Bond: From Russia With Love

“I’ve been your guardian angel. I saved your life at the gypsy camp.”

Project Bond: Dr. No

“Both handsh on the wheel, pleashe, I’m a very nervoush pashenger”