Colm Currie
Writing things so you don't have to
Tag: Poetry
025 – The Knight In White Satin Armour
Carmela’s willing to give crime a pass But not her husband’s pursuit of ass Tony swears that no more Will he see his Russian whore And Janice shoots Richie – good lass!
024 – House Arrest
Junior gets his hand stuck down the drain And he can’t reach the phone to complain He’s stuck there in the kitchen Until finally Richie ‘n’ Janice turn up to relieve his pain
023 – Bust Out
Tony and Pussy, they were both packing When they went out one night on a whacking Now T might go to prison So Paulie starts quizzin’ And boom, the witness’ memory’s lacking
021 – Full Leather Jacket
Meadow’s applying to go to college But Carmela, without her daughter’s knowledge Is trying to engineer It so that she stays near And they don’t have to think ’bout long haulage
020 – D-Girl
Christopher’s quite reluctant to go To a film set and meet Jon Favreau He then changes his mind And ends up in a bind When he goes to bed with his cousin’s beau
019 – The Happy Wanderer
Tony’s running a big poker night And Davey wants in, but he’s light He already owes Richie And things turn a bit bitchy When Aprile shows up and starts a fight
018 – Big Girls Don’t Cry
The lads need some help with the biz; it Falls to Furio, who comes for a visit Tony’s panic is back Yet another attack Then Melfi calls – a blessing, or is it?
017 – Commendatori
Tony heads for the old country Along with Christopher and Paulie They’re into the food and the drugs While Tony’s looking for hugs From the boss, who’s – get this – a lady!
016 – Toodle-Fucking-Oo
Richie’s out after doing a dime And he wants to make up for lost time He’s quite keen on violence But not so on silence Not ideal when you’re in organised crime
015 – Do Not Resuscitate
Great news – Med’s passed her driving test Her dad says she learned from the best Meanwhile, Janice and Tony Continue their acrimony And Junior’s out on house arrest
Colm Currie 