Tag: Poetry

035 – The Telltale Moozadell

AJ and friends break into the school And they vandalise the swimming pool His parents decree He shall have no TV No PC, no games, no gabagool

034 – He Is Risen

Ralphie desperately wants to be capo But Tony thinks that he would be crap, oh But then Gigi gets “hit” While taking a shit So T promotes him, but still won’t share his grappo

033 – Second Opinion

John Kennedy was a man with some fame And Junior’s doctor has the same name Chrissie keeps hitting walls And Paulie’s busting his balls And golf’s a stupid-a fucking game

032 – University

Ralphie’s becoming a bit of a pain He takes a guy’s eye out with a chain Then he loses his head And beats a girl dead It’s possible that he’s insane

031 – Another Toothpick

Bryan takes a golf club to the head And of course Tony wants the perp dead So old man Bacala The guy’s godpapa Shoots him so hard his kitchen turns red

030 – Employee Of The Month

Tony had promised Jackie Aprile He’d keep his son out of the whole mob deal But Ralphie and Chris Have been taking the piss And for the crime life he might now have a feel

029 – Fortunate Son

For weeks, Chrissie’s been telling Ade That any day now, he’ll be made He goes to see Paul Who gives him the football But it’s harder than he thought getting paid

028 – Proshai, Livushka

Meadow comes home with her new mate But Tony the hater gonna hate Then he goes to see Livia For the last time ever Like that rhyme, the CGI’s not great

027 – Mr Ruggerio’s Neighbourhood

Feds are watching the family home And keeping watch over where they all roam Then they’re forced to pull out When, without a doubt, The dodgy water heater goes boom!

026 – Funhouse

Tony uncovers a massive lie And now it’s time for Pussy to die He’s then caught on a trivial Matter, seeing if Livia’ll Use one of his dodgy tickets to fly