Colm Currie
Writing things so you don't have to
028 – Proshai, Livushka
Meadow comes home with her new mate
But Tony the hater gonna hate
Then he goes to see Livia
For the last time ever
Like that rhyme, the CGI’s not great
027 – Mr Ruggerio’s Neighbourhood
Feds are watching the family home
And keeping watch over where they all roam
Then they’re forced to pull out
When, without a doubt,
The dodgy water heater goes boom!
026 – Funhouse
Tony uncovers a massive lie
And now it’s time for Pussy to die
He’s then caught on a trivial
Matter, seeing if Livia’ll
Use one of his dodgy tickets to fly
025 – The Knight In White Satin Armour
Carmela’s willing to give crime a pass
But not her husband’s pursuit of ass
Tony swears that no more
Will he see his Russian whore
And Janice shoots Richie – good lass!
024 – House Arrest
Junior gets his hand stuck down the drain
And he can’t reach the phone to complain
He’s stuck there in the kitchen
Until finally Richie ‘n’
Janice turn up to relieve his pain
023 – Bust Out
Tony and Pussy, they were both packing
When they went out one night on a whacking
Now T might go to prison
So Paulie starts quizzin’
And boom, the witness’ memory’s lacking
022 – From Where To Eternity
Chrissie’s in a coma cos he’s been
Shot and they have to take out his spleen
He goes briefly to hell
Which he says wasn’t swell
Although it might have been just the morphine
021 – Full Leather Jacket
Meadow’s applying to go to college
But Carmela, without her daughter’s knowledge
Is trying to engineer
It so that she stays near
And they don’t have to think ’bout long haulage
020 – D-Girl
Christopher’s quite reluctant to go
To a film set and meet Jon Favreau
He then changes his mind
And ends up in a bind
When he goes to bed with his cousin’s beau
019 – The Happy Wanderer
Tony’s running a big poker night
And Davey wants in, but he’s light
He already owes Richie
And things turn a bit bitchy
When Aprile shows up and starts a fight
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