Colm Currie
Writing things so you don't have to
038 – Amour Fou
Tony’s girlfriend gives his wife a lift
(He’s cheating – there’s been no temporal shift)
Gloria was just curious
But Tony is furious
When he finds out, not merely miffed
037 – Pine Barrens
Chrissie says they should stop for some foods
But Paulie says no, it’s straight to the woods
They’re chasing a bloke
Who, turns out, is no joke
He killed 16 Czechoslovakian dudes
036 – …To Save Us All From Satan’s Power…
It’s Christmas, and Bacala wishes
Pussy wasn’t sleeping with the fishes
He doesn’t want to play Santa
He can’t do the banter
But Paulie’s insistance is vicious
035 – The Telltale Moozadell
AJ and friends break into the school
And they vandalise the swimming pool
His parents decree
He shall have no TV
No PC, no games, no gabagool
034 – He Is Risen
Ralphie desperately wants to be capo
But Tony thinks that he would be crap, oh
But then Gigi gets “hit”
While taking a shit
So T promotes him, but still won’t share his grappo
033 – Second Opinion
John Kennedy was a man with some fame
And Junior’s doctor has the same name
Chrissie keeps hitting walls
And Paulie’s busting his balls
And golf’s a stupid-a fucking game
032 – University
Ralphie’s becoming a bit of a pain
He takes a guy’s eye out with a chain
Then he loses his head
And beats a girl dead
It’s possible that he’s insane
031 – Another Toothpick
Bryan takes a golf club to the head
And of course Tony wants the perp dead
So old man Bacala
The guy’s godpapa
Shoots him so hard his kitchen turns red
030 – Employee Of The Month
Tony had promised Jackie Aprile
He’d keep his son out of the whole mob deal
But Ralphie and Chris
Have been taking the piss
And for the crime life he might now have a feel
029 – Fortunate Son
For weeks, Chrissie’s been telling Ade
That any day now, he’ll be made
He goes to see Paul
Who gives him the football
But it’s harder than he thought getting paid
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