Colm Currie
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048 – Whoever Did This
Tony thinks Ralphie murdered his horse
So he goes straight round and kills him by force
So then he recruits Chris,
Tells him to cut off his
Hands and head; it was a wig, of course!
047 – Mergers And Acquisitions
Ralphie’s got a new girl, and she’s fit
She and Tony sneak off for a bit
She starts telling tales
Of what sex entails
With Ralph; turns out he’s into weird shit
046 – Watching Too Much Television
Adriana wants to marry Chris
Cos she believes that when she’s his
Wife she can’t be made
To testify, but Ade
Is wrong; best give the nuptuals a miss
045 – Everybody Hurts
AJ wants to take this girl to bed
And so he decides to ask Med
If they can use her room
But she says no boom-boom
So I guess they moved on to plan Z
044 – Pie-O-My
Ade’s club is being used by the mob
Which is becoming a bit of a prob
Because Ade has been flipped
So the Feds might get tipped
If they meet there to discuss a big job
043 – The Weight
This beef between Ralphie and John
Just keeps on rumbling on and on
Carmine orders a whack
On his own man Johnny Sack
But then, just like that, problem’s gone
042 – Christopher
Paulie’s spending some time in the jail
But to stir shit he never does fail
He tells Johnny Sack
What Ralph said a while back
About his wife’s massive mole on her tail
041 – No Show
With Adriana’s new friend Danielle
Not everything is so well
What Ade doesn’t know
Is she’s with the Bureau
And she’s trying to get some intel
040 – For All Debts Public And Private
Carmela is worried about money
She sure doesn’t think that it’s funny
She saw a fellow mob wife
In financial strife
But Tony swears everything will be sunny
039 – Army Of One
Jackie Jr has finally been shot
Meanwhile, AJ is not doing so hot
Tony sets down a rule –
He’s going to military school
But Carmela insists he is not
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