Colm Currie
Writing things so you don't have to
058 – Sentimental Education
Tony B’s boss is giving him grief
He’s aware that he was once a thief
They try to turn a new page
But alas, Tony’s rage
Means that their association is brief
057 – Irregular Around The Margins
Tony was driving Ade, and then crash!
He’s unscathed, but she takes quite a bash
If the rumours are true
Then Tony’s nephew
Will be raging; oh, what a stramash!
056 – All Happy Families…
Feech is acting like a total fud
Tony wants him nipped in the bud
He sends Chrissie and Benny
To plant one TV? No, many!
And with his PO, Feech’s name is soon mud
055 – Where’s Johnny?
Feech sees a man cutting some grass
So, naturally, he kicks his ass
Pauie’s aunt’s feeling sore
‘Bout the new man with the mower
So he reminds Feech who’s the top brass
054 – Rat Pack
Tony B’s out just after his mate
And he says that he wants to go straight
His cousin gets him a job
But he thinks that the mob
Will still play a part in his fate
053 – Two Tonys
Feech La Manna is out of the clink
Meanwhile, Tony fancies his old shrink
He goes to see Jen
And kisses her again
But she declines to join him for a drink
052 – Whitecaps
Tony wants to buy a house by the beach
And the one he’s picked out is a peach
But when he changes his mind
The seller drags his behind
Says there’s a contract, and Tony’s in breach
051 – Eloise
Furio is in love with Carmela
Even more so than with mozzarella
But she’s married to Tony
And he respects matrimony
So he goes back to where he can’t smell her
050 – Calling All Cars
Despite Dr Melfi’s advice
Tony tries to quit therapy twice
She says a handshake
But T, in a break
With tradition thinks a kiss might be nice
049 – The Strong, Silent Type
Chrissie’s brain’s full of heroin fog
He can’t tell a brogue from a clog
If he weren’t such a jake
He would be more awake
And he wouldn’t have sat on the dog
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