Colm Currie
Writing things so you don't have to
068 – Mayham
They’re trying not to stress Tony out
But then Paulie comes in for a shout
The docs give him a zap
That’s the end of his nap
And soon, T is up and about
067 – Join The Club
It’s another of Tony’s mad dreams
Where all is not quite what it seems
But the thing is this one
Was caused by a gun
And one of Junior’s crazy ol’ schemes
066 – Members Only
Eugene awaits Tony’s say on his fate
Wants to retire to the Sunshine State
Meanwhile, Vito Spatafore
Who was very fat afore
Has gone and lost a whole bunch of weight
065 – All Due Respect
Tony B’s living life on the hop
One day, he nips out to the shop
It does not occur
To him that on his return
T will take his head off with a pop
064 – Long Term Parking
Tony B’s spinning out of control
T agrees that his head needs to roll
Meanwhile, Ade is in bother
She comes clean to Christopher
And boom, the mob whacks one more mole
063 – The Test Dream
Tony’s needing to let off some steam
So goes to the Plaza and has a big dream
It’s hoaching with foes
And dead guy cameos
And many an unsettling theme
062 – Cold Cuts
Janice is watching Sophia play fitbaw
And gets into a fight with a fitbawmaw
She wants to stop kicking ass
So starts taking a class
To help her stay on the right side of the law
061 – Unidentified Black Males
Finn sees Vito blowing a man
So he runs off and hides in the can
Vito invites him to baseball
But Finn, he goes AWOL
And he and Meadow have to altar their plan
060 – Marco Polo
Things ain’t great with Carmela and Tony
He could soon be paying her alimony
But in the pool one night
It looks like this whole fight
Could just be a big pile of bologna
059 – In Camelot
Tony bumps into his dad’s goomar
It turns out that they took things too far
Junior’s always at wakes
And he’s getting the shakes
And Tony causes Phil to crash his car
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