Colm Currie
Writing things so you don't have to
078 – Soprano Home Movies
Looking for a wee change of pace
T and C go to Bobby’s lake place
They are all quite happily
Sitting round playing Monopoly
When Bobby smacks Tony one in the face
077 – Kaisha
Chrissie’s seeing a new girl, says she’s black
But the truth is she sent Tony to pack
They met at AA
But unfortunately
Together they end up sliding back
076 – Cold Stones
Vito’s home, and now he wants back in
There’s just one problem – his perceived sin
Meanwhile Carm takes a chance
When she and Ro go to France
And Meadow’s off to California with Finn
075 – Moe N’ Joe
Vito’s boyfriend finds out he’s a liar
Then he helps him to put out a fire
Then he runs off one night
When Jim’s love gave him a fright
And hits a car – could things get any more dire?
074 – The Ride
Chrissie and Tony knock off some wine
And they take it out with them to dine
The booze smells so class
Chris just must have a glass
And he swears to T that he’ll be fine
073 – Johnny Cakes
Carm tells AJ he’s falling behind
With worry her brow’s become lined
But getting out of his funk
By stabbing his unc
Was surely not what she had in mind
072 – Luxury Lounge
Artie’s takings are way down on last year
He could use a little help over here
So when the Amex squad
Turn up saying there’s been fraud
At his place, it’s a real kick in the rear
071 – Live Free Or Die
Vito’s secret is out, and so’s he
So he’s left with no choice but to flee
The lads think it’s bonkers
That some guy from Yonkers
Is being listened to, but c’est la vie
070 – Mr & Mrs John Sacrimoni Request…
Johnny wants to see his daughter wed
“There are conditions, but yes,” the judge said
Before the end of the day
He’ll be taken away
And a tear or two will be shed
069 – The Fleshy Part Of The Thigh
Paulie goes to see his aunt, the nun
It looks like her race may be run
He ensures she is socked
But then he is shocked
When she tells him he’s really her son
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