Category: Non-Fiction

008 – The Legend Of Tennessee Moltisanti

The FBI’s stirring up tension But on the news, Christopher gets no mention Sick of Brendan’s fakery He shoots a guy in a bakery That should get him some media attention

007 – Down Neck

AJ has been acting the fool So he’s been suspended from school He might have ADD But his parents say he Must visit Gran every day; now that’s cruel!

006 – Pax Soprana

Junior’s relishing his new control But Tony feels he has started to roll Over all of his shit All cos his mum’s a bit Mad she’s stuck in that retirement hole

005 – College

Meadow wonders about Tony’s job So she asks him if he’s in the mob But his mind, it is racing Because at the gas station He sees a guy who turned rat; what a knob!

004 – Meadowlands

Tony’s trying to get mentally healthy But he’s worried about Dr Melfi So his bent cop mate Follows her on a date But all he finds is she’s clean and quite wealthy

003 – Denial, Anger, Acceptance

Meadow was looking to score some speed So Christopher told her that he’d Sort her out, although Tony wasn’t to know Or else Chrissie, he might end up deid

002 – 46 Long

Paulie steals a cafetière Because he thinks it unfair That Italians are broke While out there, other folk Are making big cash from their fare

001 – The Sopranos

A man goes to visit a shrink Because he has started to think Too much about ducks ‘Bout whom he gives several fucks And he works in waste management (wink)

Project Sopranos

In which I set out my intention

Celtic’s Managerial Conundrum

In which I discuss some of the candidates for the Celtic manager’s job and conclude nothing