Colm Currie
Writing things so you don't have to
Category: Non-Fiction
028 – Proshai, Livushka
Meadow comes home with her new mate But Tony the hater gonna hate Then he goes to see Livia For the last time ever Like that rhyme, the CGI’s not great
027 – Mr Ruggerio’s Neighbourhood
Feds are watching the family home And keeping watch over where they all roam Then they’re forced to pull out When, without a doubt, The dodgy water heater goes boom!
026 – Funhouse
Tony uncovers a massive lie And now it’s time for Pussy to die He’s then caught on a trivial Matter, seeing if Livia’ll Use one of his dodgy tickets to fly
025 – The Knight In White Satin Armour
Carmela’s willing to give crime a pass But not her husband’s pursuit of ass Tony swears that no more Will he see his Russian whore And Janice shoots Richie – good lass!
024 – House Arrest
Junior gets his hand stuck down the drain And he can’t reach the phone to complain He’s stuck there in the kitchen Until finally Richie ‘n’ Janice turn up to relieve his pain
023 – Bust Out
Tony and Pussy, they were both packing When they went out one night on a whacking Now T might go to prison So Paulie starts quizzin’ And boom, the witness’ memory’s lacking
022 – From Where To Eternity
Chrissie’s in a coma cos he’s been Shot and they have to take out his spleen He goes briefly to hell Which he says wasn’t swell Although it might have been just the morphine
021 – Full Leather Jacket
Meadow’s applying to go to college But Carmela, without her daughter’s knowledge Is trying to engineer It so that she stays near And they don’t have to think ’bout long haulage
020 – D-Girl
Christopher’s quite reluctant to go To a film set and meet Jon Favreau He then changes his mind And ends up in a bind When he goes to bed with his cousin’s beau
019 – The Happy Wanderer
Tony’s running a big poker night And Davey wants in, but he’s light He already owes Richie And things turn a bit bitchy When Aprile shows up and starts a fight
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