Category: Non-Fiction

Project Bond: Diamonds Are Forever

“If you shee a mad profeshor in a minibush, jusht shmile.”

Project Bond: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

“Thish never happened to the other fellow…”

Project Bond: You Only Live Twice

The bald, cat-stroking, Nehru-jacket-wearing, facially-scarred villain cannot be ignored.

Project Bond: Thunderball

A real highlight was the heart-warming scene in which Bond blackmails a woman into having sex with him under threat of losing her job for something that wasn’t her fault. Classic British values.

Project Bond: Goldfinger

Just like all Koreans, Oddjob has a razor-sharp top hat, with which he very deftly decapitates people and statues alike. Lovely stuff.

Project Bond: From Russia With Love

“I’ve been your guardian angel. I saved your life at the gypsy camp.”

State of the Union

Some of my election-related musings that are too lengthy to tweet

Project Bond: Dr. No

“Both handsh on the wheel, pleashe, I’m a very nervoush pashenger”

Project Bond

“Oh, Colm? Yeah, he’s great. He’s known for his flawless impression of Sean Connery, his love of and expertise on comedy, his ability to come up with snappy and clever blog titles, and the fact that he’s never seen a James Bond film.” – My non-specific friend

Seven Reasons This Semi-Obscure Queen Album Track Is Better Than The Robbie Williams Hit Of The Same Name

Just take a look at the menu,
We give you rock a la carte,
We’ll breakfast at Tiffany’s,
We’ll sing to you in Japanese,
We’re only here to entertain you