Colm Currie
Writing things so you don't have to
Category: Project Sopranos
046 – Watching Too Much Television
Adriana wants to marry Chris Cos she believes that when she’s his Wife she can’t be made To testify, but Ade Is wrong; best give the nuptuals a miss
045 – Everybody Hurts
AJ wants to take this girl to bed And so he decides to ask Med If they can use her room But she says no boom-boom So I guess they moved on to plan Z
044 – Pie-O-My
Ade’s club is being used by the mob Which is becoming a bit of a prob Because Ade has been flipped So the Feds might get tipped If they meet there to discuss a big job
043 – The Weight
This beef between Ralphie and John Just keeps on rumbling on and on Carmine orders a whack On his own man Johnny Sack But then, just like that, problem’s gone
042 – Christopher
Paulie’s spending some time in the jail But to stir shit he never does fail He tells Johnny Sack What Ralph said a while back About his wife’s massive mole on her tail
041 – No Show
With Adriana’s new friend Danielle Not everything is so well What Ade doesn’t know Is she’s with the Bureau And she’s trying to get some intel
040 – For All Debts Public And Private
Carmela is worried about money She sure doesn’t think that it’s funny She saw a fellow mob wife In financial strife But Tony swears everything will be sunny
039 – Army Of One
Jackie Jr has finally been shot Meanwhile, AJ is not doing so hot Tony sets down a rule – He’s going to military school But Carmela insists he is not
038 – Amour Fou
Tony’s girlfriend gives his wife a lift (He’s cheating – there’s been no temporal shift) Gloria was just curious But Tony is furious When he finds out, not merely miffed
037 – Pine Barrens
Chrissie says they should stop for some foods But Paulie says no, it’s straight to the woods They’re chasing a bloke Who, turns out, is no joke He killed 16 Czechoslovakian dudes
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