Colm Currie
Writing things so you don't have to
Category: Project Sopranos
076 – Cold Stones
Vito’s home, and now he wants back in There’s just one problem – his perceived sin Meanwhile Carm takes a chance When she and Ro go to France And Meadow’s off to California with Finn
075 – Moe N’ Joe
Vito’s boyfriend finds out he’s a liar Then he helps him to put out a fire Then he runs off one night When Jim’s love gave him a fright And hits a car – could things get any more dire?
074 – The Ride
Chrissie and Tony knock off some wine And they take it out with them to dine The booze smells so class Chris just must have a glass And he swears to T that he’ll be fine
073 – Johnny Cakes
Carm tells AJ he’s falling behind With worry her brow’s become lined But getting out of his funk By stabbing his unc Was surely not what she had in mind
072 – Luxury Lounge
Artie’s takings are way down on last year He could use a little help over here So when the Amex squad Turn up saying there’s been fraud At his place, it’s a real kick in the rear
071 – Live Free Or Die
Vito’s secret is out, and so’s he So he’s left with no choice but to flee The lads think it’s bonkers That some guy from Yonkers Is being listened to, but c’est la vie
070 – Mr & Mrs John Sacrimoni Request…
Johnny wants to see his daughter wed “There are conditions, but yes,” the judge said Before the end of the day He’ll be taken away And a tear or two will be shed
069 – The Fleshy Part Of The Thigh
Paulie goes to see his aunt, the nun It looks like her race may be run He ensures she is socked But then he is shocked When she tells him he’s really her son
068 – Mayham
They’re trying not to stress Tony out But then Paulie comes in for a shout The docs give him a zap That’s the end of his nap And soon, T is up and about
067 – Join The Club
It’s another of Tony’s mad dreams Where all is not quite what it seems But the thing is this one Was caused by a gun And one of Junior’s crazy ol’ schemes
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