Category: Television

016 – Toodle-Fucking-Oo

Richie’s out after doing a dime And he wants to make up for lost time He’s quite keen on violence But not so on silence Not ideal when you’re in organised crime

015 – Do Not Resuscitate

Great news – Med’s passed her driving test Her dad says she learned from the best Meanwhile, Janice and Tony Continue their acrimony And Junior’s out on house arrest

014 – Guy Walks Into A Psychiatrist’s Office…

Janice turns up out of the blue Tony wonders what his sister’s up to Concerned about mother? Pah! Pull the other And it starts with that great montage, too

013 – I Dream Of Jeannie Cusamano

Ain’t no hallucination or joke Tony’s one bear you never should poke He’ll avenge his betrayal But then Jun goes to jail And Livia, she has a stroke

012 – Isabella

Junior’s had enough of all this shit And so he arranges a hit On his very own nephew But then Tony says, “Eff you,” When the hitmen he’s able to outwit

011 – Nobody Knows Anything

Vin says Pussy is wired for sound But is he just trying to confound? Tony hates what he hears One of his biggest fears So has Sil keep an ear to the ground

010 – A Hit Is A Hit

Chrissie moves into the music trade But fears his singer is starting to fade He takes things too far When he grabs a guitar And smacks him till he makes the grade

009 – Boca

Turns out Junior’s a generous lover But he wants that to remain undercover He fears if word gets around That he dines downtown His sexuality might be classed as “other”

008 – The Legend Of Tennessee Moltisanti

The FBI’s stirring up tension But on the news, Christopher gets no mention Sick of Brendan’s fakery He shoots a guy in a bakery That should get him some media attention

007 – Down Neck

AJ has been acting the fool So he’s been suspended from school He might have ADD But his parents say he Must visit Gran every day; now that’s cruel!