Writing things so you don't have to
“I should have told you, you should never go in there without a mongooshe.”
The bald, cat-stroking, Nehru-jacket-wearing, facially-scarred villain cannot be ignored.
A real highlight was the heart-warming scene in which Bond blackmails a woman into having sex with him under threat of losing her job for something that wasn’t her fault. Classic British values.
Just like all Koreans, Oddjob has a razor-sharp top hat, with which he very deftly decapitates people and statues alike. Lovely stuff.
“I’ve been your guardian angel. I saved your life at the gypsy camp.”
“Oh, Colm? Yeah, he’s great. He’s known for his flawless impression of Sean Connery, his love of and expertise on comedy, his ability to come up with snappy and clever blog titles, and the fact that he’s never seen a James Bond film.” – My non-specific friend