Category: Film

Project Bond: The Man With The Golden Gun

“He always did like that mausoleum. Put him in it.”

Project Bond: Live And Let Die

“I should have told you, you should never go in there without a mongooshe.”

Project Bond: Diamonds Are Forever

“If you shee a mad profeshor in a minibush, jusht shmile.”

Project Bond: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

“Thish never happened to the other fellow…”

Project Bond: You Only Live Twice

The bald, cat-stroking, Nehru-jacket-wearing, facially-scarred villain cannot be ignored.

Project Bond: Thunderball

A real highlight was the heart-warming scene in which Bond blackmails a woman into having sex with him under threat of losing her job for something that wasn’t her fault. Classic British values.

Project Bond: Goldfinger

Just like all Koreans, Oddjob has a razor-sharp top hat, with which he very deftly decapitates people and statues alike. Lovely stuff.

Project Bond: From Russia With Love

“I’ve been your guardian angel. I saved your life at the gypsy camp.”

Project Bond: Dr. No

“Both handsh on the wheel, pleashe, I’m a very nervoush pashenger”

Project Bond

“Oh, Colm? Yeah, he’s great. He’s known for his flawless impression of Sean Connery, his love of and expertise on comedy, his ability to come up with snappy and clever blog titles, and the fact that he’s never seen a James Bond film.” – My non-specific friend