Category: Film

Project Bond: No Time To Die

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My Favourite Films of 2015

In 2015, I smashed my 2014 record to smithereens, seeing no fewer than 107 films at the cinema. I know what you’re thinking: “That’s a lot of films!” Yes, it is. Well done me. It was tough going at times, but I had to… Continue Reading “My Favourite Films of 2015”

Project Bond: Spectre

I like my women like I like my vodka Martinis. Shaken, stirred, dirty, and preferably Vesper.

Project Bond Review

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Project Bond: Skyfall

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Project Bond: Quantum Of Solace

In which everyone gets real mad and some people die in crude, unpleasant ways.

Project Bond: Casino Royale (2006)

Three measures of Gordon’s; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel. Jackanackanory.

Project Bond: Never Say Never Again

The ancient Bond is sent to a health clinic to get himself back into shape, where he discovers trouble a-brewin’

Project Bond: Casino Royale (1967)

“I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can’t have bullets enter my body at any time.”

Project Bond: Die Another Day

“You can’t kill my dreams, but my dreams can kill you.”